My friend Mary sent me this email earlier this week. It made me laugh then and it is making me laugh now. Here it is for you:
As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs
down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"! Seriously, why have I
not noticed this before? Now I understand why I am so "full-figured"!
Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says right on the
label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
It pays to read the warning labels, my friends!