I'm kidding. I think he is actually over 100 pounds these days, but when he turns sideways you can barely see him. For real.
His main food groups are:
Chocolate Pudding Cups
Macaroni and Cheese
Ramen Noodle Soup
With this diet, how does he possibly grow? Is there any nutritional value in any of this junk?
So since I have been seeing Chad "Mr. Knowledge About the Human Body", I have kind of overhauled all the food that comes into this house. I am buying Whole Grain Goldfish, which Harry says taste awful. I haven't been making Fried Rice at all. It is made with SPAM people! Chad would not approve of SPAM. He still has Lucky Charms and Pudding which is apparently how he is surviving.
The other day I bought a box of Organic Macaroni and Cheese. He saw it in the pantry and went crazy. Come on Mom, we have to draw the line somewhere. Please don't make us eat this nasty substitute for real Macaroni and Cheese. Now mind you, his idea of real macaroni and cheese is Kraft Mac and Cheese in the blue box.
So, Harry went off on a comical rant about how our food stinks and eating some organic macaroni and cheese was where he was going to have to draw the line. We were rolling in the floor laughing. I thought Chip was going to bust a gut.
Last night I had mercy on him and made Fried Rice for the first time in six weeks. He devoured it.
Then a strange thing happened. He was crawling on the kitchen floor reaching way behind the refrigerator and I asked him what in the world he was doing. He looks all sheepish, smiles at me and pulls that organic box of mac and cheese out from behind the refrigerator. HE HID IT FROM ME!
I was shocked.
He said he was desperate.
I said: How bad can it be?
Stay tuned....I will report on the answer to that question when I serve it up for dinner!
Have a great Wednesday!