That is not the funny part.
Round about 4:30 pm they finally called that it was ready for pickup. I called Martha to see if she could run me up there. Of course, she said yes and was in my driveway in short order.
Still not the funny part.
We are driving to the car place and I reach up to get my old lady glasses off my head. I pull not one pair of glasses from my head but two pair.
I pulled them off my head. Looked at them surprised and said "Two! Man, I hate getting old!"
It was very funny!