Recap of last nights events. Let me set the scene for you....Chip is on the couch, covered in a blanket, reclining as Chip is inclined to do. Harry was walking to the kitchen. Here is how the conversation went down. I think they talk in text mode these days.
Chip: Dear Harry, would you get me a cup of water with ice?
Harry: Dear Chip, would you please get up off your butt and get your water yourself?
Chip: Dear Harry, I am so comfy and you are already up so please reconsider that cup of water.
Harry: Dear Chip, I do not care about your comfort or your thirst.
Chip: Dear Harry, I would do it for you.
Harry: Dear Chip, no you wouldn't.
Chip: Dear Harry, I am your little brother and my throat is very dry.
Harry: Dear Pork and Beans, this will be my last correspondence on this matter. There will be no water in your future unless you get it yourself. In fact, I am going to burn my house down and move to a mystery address so you can no longer contact me.
Chip: Dear Harry, I am just a little boy and you are my big brother. Please help.
Harry: Dear Pork and Beans, how did you get my new address. I told you to stop contacting me. I am going to take this up with the Secret Service.
Chip: Dear Harry, I am stalking you.
Harry: Dear Pork and Beans, I said no. No means no.
Mom: Chip, there is a bottle of water sitting right next to you.
Chip: Oh, thanks Mom.
I am sure I missed some of the conversation because I was laughing so hard.
Hope your Monday is off to an awesome start!