Yesterday Chip said "You have Can Men all over the place!" I said "Duh, I am an heiress to the Can Man empire. My parents own the whole damn factory."
How lucky is he that is also in line to inherit some small fraction of that booming business?
Booming, might be an exaggeration.
If you guys haven't heard, Bob and Lana have started asking $10 for a Can Man. That almost covers the cost of what it costs for them to make one. Almost. This monetary suggestion is just a suggestion and comes after giving away approximately one hundred of their Can Men.
My empire has zero monetary value.
But they sure have put some smiles on peoples faces.
That is just good business!